disappointingpopsiclejokes:

Disappointing Popsicle Jokes

luciawestwick:

do you remember the scene where Steve shows page from his notebook with all the things he missed while he’d been napping? so, this page is different for Russia. here it is

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moreover, I found another 7 versions.

US page

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UK list

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version for South Korea

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page for France 

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Italian version

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Mexican one

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list for Spain

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quite interesting, isn’t it? let me know if there are other versions)

update! Australian list (via idkvader)

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theaveragefish:

why the hell did we all learn the exact words

"the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"

tags:
#rome
#history

bad-latin:

Ehehehehe. Reading about Roman emperors, and I really hope the rumor that Nero proposed an idea for him to stand in front of an enemy army and cry (to end the war) is true.

jadedkitten:

fandom-mused-fandom-games:

WAIT

WHAT

WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN

OH MY GOD 

SPREAD THE WORD

nayx:

this is so illegal.  we’re going to get in so much trouble.  you cant just steal all the sand from the beach and replace it with bread crumbs

tags:
#cap 2
#marvel
Honestly, it’s quite astonishing how much misery this movie manages to pack into two hours of mostly action sequences and espionage subplots, particularly since Captain America is supposedly one of the “lighter” superheroes, compared to the unending grimdarkness of Batman. I guess this is the difference between “manpain” and “a man in legitimate emotional pain.”

The Tragedy of Bucky Barnes

this was just maybe flat out my favorite part of this review because hi, true

(via defcontwo)

tags:
#rvb

york and delta + lockpicking (bickering, really)

(Source: frecklesshake)

Angry, and half in love with you, and tremendously sorry, I turned away.
F. Scott Fitzgerald (via warcrafts)

(Source: 13neighbors)

tags:
#oh my gOd

breelandwalker:

snk-potato-girl:

jake—from—statefarm:

This is a sea otter with hiccups.  

You’re welcome.

*HIC-BLORP*

This would probably be funnier if that were actually a goddamn sea otter.

today-in-homestuck:

It’s been exactly five years since…

A young man stood in his bedroom. [04/13/09]

tags:
#hp

(Source: dietcrush)

nikkinicolep:

silvergryphon:

preoccupiedpepper:

thecheshirefox:

If you were at ECCC and spent any time in Pike Place Market, please read this! If you are feeling sick GO TO A DOCTOR!

Today I am grateful for vaccines. This is a lot worse than the usual “convention crud”. 

It’s important to note that if you were exposed and you think you may have measles. you need to call the doctor or the hospital you are going to BEFORE you go. They need to be prepared for your arrival so that you don’t spread measles to others. 

Fucking hell. Signal boost for people who were at Emerald City ComicCon and stopped by Pike’s on the 29th.

Seattle Times Source

why the fuck would you do that

6 PM is my favorite time of day because the sky makes everything look pink and blue like cotton candy and all i want to do is take a bite out of the clouds and digest the calmness of the sky

(Source: mostlyfiction)

Play better
—Every band director ever (via sheeluhhbuoy)