Disappointing Popsicle Jokes
do you remember the scene where Steve shows page from his notebook with all the things he missed while he’d been napping? so, this page is different for Russia. here it is
moreover, I found another 7 versions.
version for South Korea
page for France
list for Spain
quite interesting, isn’t it? let me know if there are other versions)
update! Australian list (via idkvader)
why the hell did we all learn the exact words
"the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"
Ehehehehe. Reading about Roman emperors, and I really hope the rumor that Nero proposed an idea for him to stand in front of an enemy army and cry (to end the war) is true.
this is so illegal. we’re going to get in so much trouble. you cant just steal all the sand from the beach and replace it with bread crumbs
york and delta + lockpicking (bickering, really)
This is a sea otter with hiccups.
This would probably be funnier if that were actually a goddamn sea otter.
It’s been exactly five years since…
A young man stood in his bedroom. [04/13/09]
If you were at ECCC and spent any time in Pike Place Market, please read this! If you are feeling sick GO TO A DOCTOR!
Today I am grateful for vaccines. This is a lot worse than the usual “convention crud”.
It’s important to note that if you were exposed and you think you may have measles. you need to call the doctor or the hospital you are going to BEFORE you go. They need to be prepared for your arrival so that you don’t spread measles to others.
Fucking hell. Signal boost for people who were at Emerald City ComicCon and stopped by Pike’s on the 29th.
why the fuck would you do that
6 PM is my favorite time of day because the sky makes everything look pink and blue like cotton candy and all i want to do is take a bite out of the clouds and digest the calmness of the sky