» ok im tired of the bullshit

gangrelatedactivity:

wheres the queen mosquito?? if i beat her ass all the other ones die right?? how many health bars does she have?

tags:
#i love it

krisarchasm:

mistressofpie:

A super girly and peppy blonde girl who wears bright pink dresses and skirts everyday is best friends with a quiet goth girl who of course sports all black clothing and big lace up boots. Someone jokes and yells to them “Hey look, a fairy and a vampire!” The blonde turns around and flashes a fanged grin and says “She’s human actually.”

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This has been done before, I’m sure.

ryuterui:

Looking for a home in Miami for a 6 month old puppy:

This is Pipo, my foster dog.

We took him in about a month and a half ago. He was one of the 51 dogs rescued from a hoarders house in Hialeah, and he’s finally ready to find a home! 

  • Why couldn’t you give him up for adoption before?

Pipo was severely malnourished, dehydrated, had worms, and demodex. He was very shy and fearful of people, loud noises, and even other dogs. He was, frankly, one of the worst dogs that came in to the shelter. He was not in the right condition to be adopted.

As you can see from the photos, he’s doing a lot better! He’s at a healthy weight now and he’s a very hyper, happy dog. 

  • Demodex? Is that bad?

Not at all. Demodex is a non-contagious and easily treatable skin condition that looks bad but is actually like having a rash. As long as you take care of him like you would any other dog, demodex shouldn’t get worse.

Because of the conditions he was in, his skin was very bad when he was found. He had almost no fur at all, and he was very dry and flakey. But he’s fully recovered, and the short hairs on his paws and snout should grow out with time.

  • But what IS he?

It’s hard to tell. The shelter told us he is a dachshund or beagle mix, but mixed with what, we really don’t know. I’ve guessed labrador, though.

  • How do I adopt him?

Even though the dog is with us, you’ll still have to go through the shelter and do paperwork, since he belongs to them. My mom might ask to speak with you over the phone beforehand though, so she could talk about the dog/maybe plan for you to meet him. 

  • I think this dog is cute, but I don’t live in Miami/I can’t adopt him

Then reblog this post! Even a reblog would be really appreciated, you never know who might see it.

If you have any additional questions about Pipo or want to see more photos of him (I have photos from when he first came in, and I can always take more), don’t be afraid to send me an ask or email me at remdiaz@icloud.com. 

Thanks for taking the time to read/share this!

clientsfromhell:

Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

surprisebitch:

NO WAY

(Source: gucciballs)

tags:
#ig ny GodD
girl: babe come over
boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl: my parents aren't home
boy: I know

vvidget:

this is less fucking stupid than the actual line

(Source: virginitay)

tags:
#same

not-an-angel:

animeboobies:

lnnea:

top 10 must-visit destinations:

  1. my bed
  2. my bed
  3. my bed
  4. my bed
  5. my bed
  6. my bed
  7. my bed
  8. my bed
  9. my bed
  10. my bed

is this meant to be a testament to how lazy you are or are you trying to seduce someone i can’t tell

both.

grumpysalmon:

How many people have broken into a store late at night to steal a cook book because they were hungry and wanted to know how to cook the perfect bean casserole? I’ll give you a hint: please bail me out of jail

sublimesublemon:

stayinbedgrowyrhair:

6:20 p.m. A girl who looks to be about four years old walks into the dining room wearing bright orange lipstick, and the hostess gives her crayons. She is my only rival for command of this TGI Friday’s.”

This whole article made me laugh, but this line made me absolutely howl:

Life is a like a box of of mozzarella sticks. You never know what you’re gonna get, but you can predict with 100 percent accuracy that it will be a mozzarella stick.

officialbrostrider:

officialbrostrider:

i went through the tags and here are a couple of my favorites

more gems

tags:
#nice

we-could-have-danced-all-night:

queerenby:

filisexual:

royalpancake:

a short poem:

do teachers
understand
that you take
other classes

another short poem:

yes but see
they are all
required
by the district
or state
to assign a
certain amount
of gradable
material per
semester so
they can get
paid and earn
raises and bonuses
and keep
their jobs and
funding

a revised short poem:

does the district
or state
understand
that you take
other classes

another short poem:

no

(Source: frenchtoastkarma)

tags:
#bless

sniffybutt:

this belongs in a musuem

straight-as-a-curly-fry:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

(Source: bearsnbritts)

tags:
#reference

yesmissmori:

THINX Underwear:

OH SHIT YOU GUYS THIS COMPANY IS MAKING UNDERWEAR THAT IS STAIN RESISTANT, ANTIMICROBIAL, AND WILL ABSORB UP TO 6 TEASPOONS OF LIQUID BUT STILL LOOKS FUCKING SEXY

AND DID I MENTION THIS PART:

For every pair of THINX you buy, you help one girl in the developing world stay in school by providing her with seven washable, reusable cloth pads.

AND WHY IS THAT SUCH A BIG DEAL? HERE’S WHY:

After doing some research, Agrawal says she found that more than 100 million girls in the developing world were missing a week of school because of their periods, and using things such as leaves, old rags, or plastic bags in the place of sanitary pads.

THE SIZES RUN FROM XS TO XXL AND THE PRICES ARE NOT INSANE, THEY’RE OBVIOUSLY HIGHER THAN THOSE 5 FOR $10 SALES AT TARGET BUT YOU WON’T HAVE TO THROW THEM OUT BECAUSE YOU MISCALCULATED YOUR FLOW AND BLED ALL OVER THEM BEFORE YOU COULD GET TO A BATHROOM

I’M SORRY FOR SHOUTING I’M JUST REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THIS

LIKE HOLY FUCKBASKET IT’S ABOUT DAMN TIME